Different Angles, Different Curves

Utmost detail on comfort

Your car's headrest too hard? Getting neck-cramps from highway drives? Maybe it's that lovely ponytail of yours that's in the way..!!

While other car manufacturers are stressing on 'serious' matters regarding their latest offerings, like performance, handling, design, and passenger comfort and safety, U.S luxury brand Buick is taking it a step further than the rest, by highlighting the contours of their headrests...

Claims that the headrests in the new Buick Verano are "positioned to accommodate ponytails without compromising postural comfort" would be met with applauds and sighs of relief from everyone who wears a ponytail, regardless black, brown, red, blonde, or under a soft silk scarf, men who are lucky enough to score a fictional blonde with a ponytail, or even men who are man enough to sport ponytails in the first place.  

And did we mention that the Buick Verano also has a windshield and a steering wheel..? and that it comes with brakes to avoid unnecessary collisions as standard?

2012 Buick Ponytail

People of the world, can't you see and comprehend that this is the perfect car for you, and that we should all sport ponytails because they are just so darn adorable?? And the build quality and prestige of the Verano are just a garage-sale giveaway to what this car can offer for the well-being of your ponytail... This is the only car in the world to stand up to the oppression that has so long loomed among the ponytailers of the world.  Well, at 24 000 U.S dollars, I'd certainly say that this is a done-deal bargain.

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The Buick Verano is, without a doubt, a steal compared to this contraption... What you see here is a hand-made bra, that will set you back a cool 2.5 million dollars, for all the stones, gems, and diamonds you could ever want stuck on your, ummm, assets... Sure, you can definitely afford this, if you don't have a ponytail... but then again, why didn't you sport a ponytail in the first place..? That, is a question for all of us to ponder upon... Besides, aren't your assets good enough, just the way they are? 2.5 million..? Naaa, you're certainly worth more than that... ;)

Do the sensible thing, would you...?  Instead of feeding your ego with a heavy undergarment, get a Buick Verano, and save a few million or so in your pocket... That's one more different angle for the Verano's selling point for you... This is a message for all you Wall Street big shots out there, from your good friends at Occupy Wall Street... Just so you know, we've been grudging on you since the 1930s... :)

Because, this is me, spreading sarcasm and joy, and maybe even some inspiration, to the world...

Because maybe, this piece of writing, like Occupy Wall Street, is going nowhere at all with my free time, but at least I smiled when writing it;